A take on life.

Eating (noun) - “When there’s nothing else to do.”

Poor (adjective) - “When you have too much month at the end of your money.”

Siblings (noun) - “Unpleasant reminders that your parents had a lot of sex.”

Bacon (noun) - “The main reason you’re not a vegetarian.”

Alcohol (noun) - “A bitter fluid used to help white people dance.”

Single (noun) - “A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.”

Slut (noun) - “A woman with the morals of a man.”

K (phrase) - “This conversation is now over.”

Never mind (phrase) - “You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.”

I love you all, if you ever need anyone to talk to, I’m here, whatever, whenever. Don’t be scared, my ask is always open and nothing ever surprises me so don’t worry :) xxx

Plans for 2013:
-Create an online magazine
-Set up a radio station
-Set up a business ✓
-Set up another business
-Book a trip to go help a 3rd world country ✓
-Book a trip to Tenerife to do a whale and dolphin conversation project
-Have my first driving lesson without crashing
-Build a shed
-Not fail my a-levels
-Go on a road trip
-Find someone who will willingly exchange cheesy chat up lines with me or jokes like the “I’m hungary, czech the fridge one” since none of my friends are willing. Feel free to volunteer
-Find volunteering work
-Find a job
-Get back involved with L.C because I miss them
-Get through parent’s evening (7th March)…